the (un)official genetically altered platypuses wikipedia page

Genetically altered platypuses in Latin are geneticlyus alteredus platypusesus. To make a genetically altered… you know what let’s call it GAP. To make a GAP you must “borrow” a platypus, let’s just call them a P. You must “borrow” a P. I will give you some time.

 

A FEW HOURS LATER:

Are you done? If you are, continue now. Go to Ikea and get a D.I.Y genetic modifier aka skerthsdsfde. Let’s just call it S. So take S and sell it for scrap. Now you have funding. Now get a university to build it and name it Sup Up Pup Eup Rup spaceup Aup Wup Eup Sup Oup Mup Eup – aka super awesome. Then put in your P and start up the super awesome ta-da, let’s just call it T. Start up your super awesome T. Now what do I do with my GAP you ask? If you don’t ask then end here. But for those who did ask then let’s continue. So GAP’s only eat lavish eggs of an extinct one of a kind species, the reddish greenish purplish bluish yellowish dodo bird. Let’s just call it… The director is telling me not to do any more abbreviations. He says I did too many. He has a good sense of humor. So when you’re done feeding him lavish eggs of an extinct one of a kind species, the reddish greenish purplish bluish yellowish dodo bird, then give him his water of an extinct one of a kind river called fgfhbgcvfgttfdthgfyuyjhgtujhgtjythytfdferrgfvdgfd. Now you must bring the platypus on a 23.9999999999999 hour trip, to entertain him. Then put him to bed for a total of one minute of sleep. Of course you don’t get to sleep but he does. When he wakes up he will then eat all your food and regurgitate it where you want it least.

Thanks for your time. Bye:)

 

 

 

 

secret awesomeness to be continued dun dun dun…